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PATROL ONE OUTINGS
2002
 
 
 
BATTLEMENT RES. TRAIL
 
 
Near Battlement Mesa/Parachute, Colorado
 

 

Battlement Trail map provided by 4x4trails.net...

   

    Using an excerpt from a trip in 2000: "Many of you have whizzed by the small town of Parachute-Battlement Mesa (exit 75) on I-70 west on your way to Moab.  The mere mention of the Battlement Trail, and you know what you mean, especially if you've had the chance to run it.  The Colorado State Association rates the trail a 9 out of 10 dry and a 10+ wet.  Rocks and mud, rocks and mud, then throw in a steep hill climb, and add some more rocky and muddy sections, and there you have it…that's Battlement.  With lockers it's a blast---going stock would be a challenge.  The trail is an up-and-back, and it's the type of trail that keeps your attention all day on your driving, or you and your undercarriage will pay the price."  The trail hasn't changed!

 

    Over the weekend of September 14th-15th, Drew "Drewby" Middleton (TJ), Jed McClelland (CJ), Bobbette "Smiley" Mathews with Catherine and Michael (TJ), and myself (CJ) with my jeepin' side-kick Molly headed out west on I-70 Friday night from the I-70/Morrison exit at 5:30pm.  We arrived at Jed's brother's condo south of Glenwood Springs, which would be our 'camp' for 2 nights.  Thanks to Jed's brother for the nice crib.  Jed then took us all out for a Mexican dinner on him for his birthday, thanks Jed!

 

    On Saturday September 15th, we were up with the late summer sun, and headed west on I-70 about 40 miles to Parachute and the trailhead of the Battlement Reservoir Trail.  This is one of my favorite trails in Colorado, even though it's an 'up and back' trail, it's well worth the effort to get there!!  With a constant variety of trail conditions and attention-getting rocks, this trail is a must-do one every year!

 

The road up to the trailhead is dusty, but full color...

of Oak and Aspens in the Fall (both from 2001).

 

    We aired down and did the 'disco' at the Conoco in Parachute, and headed up towards the trailhead.  On the road up to the trailhead, the Scrub Oak and Aspens look like they were painted on canvas right out of the frizzy-haired guy's easel (you know, the one with the 'pretty trees' TV show).  Shades of orange, yellow, and green were everywhere!!   

 

A paintbrush of color up and down the valley...

 

    We made it to the trailhead (there is no mistaking it), and took care of some business before the real fun begins!  After climbing a bit thru the golden Aspens, one comes upon the famous "Rock Garden" of Battlement.  I and Bobbette opted for the go-around, while Jed and Drew were ready to tackle the rocks.  Picture for a second, a rock quarry with "boulder-sized" obstacles up to 3' high lined up in random fashion with many degrees of lines to follow.  Well, that's the "Rock Garden" in nutshell.

 

An earlier attempt at the "Rock Garden" in 96' by Hobo Willy

(it has changed alittle-as in bigger rocks!)...

   

   Jed was up 1st, and with his locked up front and rear, 4.56 gears, and lifted CJ,  and was able to pick and choose his line while crawling his way thru nicely.  Just a few inches one way or the other really makes a difference.  Drew and Jed showed great patience and control with jeep place-ability for maximum fun and safety.  Drew was up, with a similar line right down the center.  Both came out with smiles and high-fives!  Just above a few yards is a small ditch to cross, which maximizes any suspension.

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

 

    Moving up the hill, the trail throws more "mini" rock gardens at you.  One in particular was a field of moderate-sized rocks that were fun to negotiate (someone did make a go-around in the woods around it).  Your constantly on your 'toes', as anyone of the good 12" rocks could lurch up and smack your diff.  One rocky section after another keeps the your attention on the trail, as one little challenge after another rewards you with making the long weekend trip from Denver. 

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

 

    Up the trail, a rock section runs along a small creek, yes, more rocks.  One could not resist the challenge of a really big log to try one's hand at balancing, as Jed and I took turns at it.  The trail is also a constant steep grade, with the dirt being mostly clay, it can be a real challenge if tried on a wet day.  Hey, one thing about this trail, if you like one section or the whole trail going up, you get to do it all over again going down!!

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 

    The final stretch of the hill climb ran thru some nice golden aspens contained some smaller rocks to climb at about a 35-degree+ slope.  Even Bobbette (who has a smaller lift and tires, and open), picked all the best lines to avoid any under carriage 'kissing' all day.  She has learned a lot in a year, and can keep up with the best of them.  We finally reached the top of the steep hill climb and had lunch with golden aspens and views of the Anvil Cliffs and the Rifle Valley below.

 

Some of the many 'rocks' along the trail (2001)...

 

Lots of good medium-sized rocks make it fun (2001)...

 

One encounters this dead tree to traverse (2001 trip)...

 

    The final stretch of the hill climb ran thru some nice golden aspens contained some smaller rocks to climb at about a 35-degree+ slope.  Even Bobbette (who has a smaller lift and tires, and open), picked all the best lines to avoid any under carriage 'kissing' all day.  She has learned a lot in a year, and can keep up with the best of them.  We finally reached the top of the steep hill climb and had lunch with golden aspens and views of the Anvil Cliffs and the Rifle Valley below.

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

 

    The final stretch of the hill climb ran thru some nice golden aspens contained some smaller rocks to climb at about a 35-degree+ slope.  Even Bobbette (who has a smaller lift and tires, and open), picked all the best lines to avoid any under carriage 'kissing' all day.  She has learned a lot in a year, and can keep up with the best of them.  We finally reached the top of the steep hill climb and had lunch with golden aspens and views of the Anvil Cliffs and the Rifle Valley below.

 

Hold on to your seats folks (pan down when you are ready)

 

 

 

 

 

 Ready?

 

 

 

 

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

 OOOOOOPPPPPPS!

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

 

Here is a photo from 2001 and Jed, note the ridge was much wider...

 

    The final stretch of the hill climb ran thru some nice golden aspens contained some smaller rocks to climb at about a 35-degree+ slope.  Even Bobbette (who has a smaller lift and tires, and open), picked all the best lines to avoid any under carriage 'kissing' all day.  She has learned a lot in a year, and can keep up with the best of them.  We finally reached the top of the steep hill climb and had lunch with golden aspens and views of the Anvil Cliffs and the Rifle Valley below.

 

Some of the many 'rocks' in the garden surrounded by golden Aspen...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

Some of the many 'rocks' in the g...

 

   After lunch with the bees, we moved on up thru a small meadow and back into the rocks again.  Small mud holes from 1' to 3' deep now dot the trail.  There are some go-a rounds on the deeper one, but most are fun to run thru.  We passed on the first mud hole (we would play on it on the way back down), the said a few words for a fellow Hobo Scott "Mad Max" Maxwell who had found out how deep one was by attempting to run it last year and getting stuck.

 

Here's Scott Maxwell at the little 'mud-puddle' a few yards down the trail on the 2000' trip...

 

 

 hehehehehe...

 

 

                               

OOOOPs!!!  Seems the mud was not going to let go of "Mad Max" without a fight, 

so after some negotiating and dealing, I pull him out (of course he had to strap on the tow strap!)

 

    Now that we were all a little dirty, smaller mud holes were fun to play in, just like being a little kid again.  The trail dished out mud hole after mud hole just to our liking.  Not to big, and not to small.  On thru more rocky sections, (rocks and mud-remember?), and one part even ran thru a real rock field we went.  One change though, the big mud holes Battlement is famous for were closed and a road went around them up to the lakes.  

 

Some more mud holes along the trail on up to the lake ( Drew in 2001)...

 

 Every turn had great color...

    Up at the lakes, Jed soon discovered he would have to 'baby' his Jeep the rest of the weekend,,,,,it wouldn't start at the 1st lake.  Think the mud holes and water messed up some of the electrical, it started up after a couple cranks (stay tuned).  We took a side trail to the upper lake and played with a ravine that flexed even the stiffest suspensions.  

 Up at the lake in front of us, we stop for a break...

 

    Well, that was half the trail as we were (50%) complete.  Yep, guess what--everything we just did--we get to do again, just backwards!!  Coming down the hill was different, and yes the same rocks were there just waiting for a chance to take a bite out of a diff.  It is faster going down, and we made it down and thru the many obstacles.  One of the 1st mud holes (made famous in 96' when Barry Shield got introduced to it), we thought we would straddle the 'high solid ground' in the middle of it.  With a deep hole to the left, and a certain mud run on the right, we all squeaked thru.

 

Beautiful golden aspens against a bright blue sky (2000 trip)...

 

    Down at the trailhead we were grateful for some semi-smooth roads ahead back to the Conoco in Parachute.  We aired back up and put back on the disconnects.  Those silly Jeepers, they drive up and down a 3 mile trail, take 6+ hours, get muddy, and really really enjoy it!!  As I said last year: "What a trail!  Battlement is all that it's advertised and more, you need to go try it.  Coming from a "conservative" mode of jeeping like myself, and not an real extreme jeeper".

 

Another mud bog just before the lake (Jed in 2001)...

 

    Remember Jed, well, he was in 'push-start mode for the rest of the weekend.  We thought it might be the starter solenoid, so we were on a mission to find one at 5pm on a Saturday.  Well, come to find out after we sniffed out every auto parts store in Parachute and Rifle, nobody stays open late on Saturday afternoons in small towns!  So we opted to try larger Glenwood Springs in the morning.  Back to the condo, and off to some buffalo burgers and beer!

 

Battlement was (once again) a blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Drew Middleton

 

 

*Web design by Hobo Willy, Thanks to Drew Middleton for the digital photos...

*Note: All mud bogs encountered, are on or part of the trail (along with the rocks).

Here are some other Battlement Reservoir Trip Reports/Info:

Battlement Reservoir Trail by HoboJeepers 2001

Battlement Reservoir Trail by HoboJeepers 2000

Battlement Reservoir Trail Map by WWW.4x4Trails.net

Battlement Reservoir Trail by www.muddytires.com

Battlement Reservoir Trail by Bighorn 4x4's 

Battlement Reservoir Trail by Adam Melburg

Battlement Reservoir Trail on video by Sidekick

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